2016 Tesla Model S 75D

Family Owned & operated Dealer, No Fake Mandatory Accessory Fees, No Pressure, No Salespeople, ((Only Jenn = Mother)) ((Eddie = Father)) or ((Riley = Son)) will assist you with absolutely Zero pressure, * All of our Vehicles go thru a multi-point inspection * We have Low A.P.R. Financing available * First time buyer Program available * We pay Top Dollar for your Trade-in, But Wait, there is more Good News, you do not have to take a whole day-Off to buy a Vehicle from us, Our Record time for a Sale start to finish is 21 Minutes, that's right You will be IN & OUT Faster than getting Lunch at most Burger or any Lunch Places, so go ahead & Book a Tee Time, Surf Session, Nail Appointment, Barber, enjoy time with the Kids or Grand Kids, take your favorite furry friends to the Park or whatever you'll like to do with the rest of your Day, because buying from us will be Fast & Easy, *Sale ends at close of business today. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************
Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes on the one and only 2016 Tesla Model S 75D! This baby is powered by an electric engine that boasts a whopping 328 horsepower and 387 foot-pounds of torque. That's enough power to make your grandma's dentures rattle in their glass!

Let's talk about the factory default features, shall we? This Pearl White Multi-Coat beauty comes with all the bells and whistles you could ever dream of. We're talking about a 17-inch touchscreen display, a rearview camera, Bluetooth connectivity, and a premium audio system that will make you feel like you're at a Beyonce concert. Oh, and did we mention the heated seats? That's right, folks. Your tushie will be as toasty as a freshly baked croissant on a chilly morning.

Now, let's move on to the exterior. The Pearl White Multi-Coat is so shiny, you could use it as a mirror to check your hair before a hot date. And the Silver interior? Well, it's just as gorgeous as George Clooney in his prime. This vehicle has been driven less than 9,000 miles per year, which means it's practically brand new! And with a mileage of less than 77,000 miles, this baby is in excellent overall condition.

So, what are you waiting for? Come on down to our dealership and take this beauty for a spin. You'll be the coolest cat on the block in no time!